Brian and Mitch's 88-stroke Kolache Run

71 degrees in February is a pure Austin flex. Perfect weather for some truly mediocre golf.

Beers and kolaches at the turn were the peak of the day. Short game remained non-existent for both squads.

Mitch pulled a disappearing act on the back nine, dropping from a slick 41 to a shaky 47.

Brian opened with three pars in four holes before hitting a three-hole double-bogey wall at the turn.

A dead heat at 88 apiece, but Mitch still took the overall win. Brian is officially out a fiver.