KEN
The Debt CollectorSwept the front, back, and overall to take $30 from the group. Played the role of the house and the house always wins.
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Round Highlights
Ken Turns The Nines Into A Personal ATM — Sweeps The Pot
Walked off the 18th with thirty bones and zero remorse for his friends' bank accounts.
Mitch Goes Birdie-Par To Close — A Case Of Too Little Too Late
Finally figured it out on 17 and 18 after a front nine that belonged in a horror movie.
Morris Williams Greens Are More Weed Than Grass
Hard to find the line when you're putting through a literal botanical garden.
Ken Survives A Triple On 3 — Steadied The Ship For Low Round
Most players would have folded, but he bounced back with five pars to keep the scorecard respectable.
Scoring
KEN
⛳⛳⛳⛳⛳
Par x5
45/43
88
MITCH
🐦⛳⛳⛳⛳
Birdie x1Par x4
49/44
93
PHIL
⛳⛳⛳
Par x3
47/47
94
🐦1Birdie
⛳12Pars
😅26Bogeys
😬11Doubles
💀4Triples+
Mitch
Ken
Phil
Awards
MITCH
Master of the Dramatic ExitStruggled through seven doubles only to stick a birdie on 17 and par the last. Talk about a garbage time heater.
PHIL
The Human MetronomeCarded a 47 on the front and a 47 on the back. It wasn't always pretty, but you have to respect that level of symmetry.
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